Instagram oh, so witty.

got told i look like a beached whale today.

wow, thanks.

great confidence boost.

sprechnge:

I could go for some sex now

i like saying “not your fault” when it totally is your fault

haha u suck

SOMEONE SEND ME SNAPCHATS - nerdfighteria

DUDE SOMEONE PLS MESSAGE ME ABOUT ANYTHING FUN FACTS R COOL

Why am I always so horny

frigerator:

I support thick thighs